Grazzhopper

With two votes each, we must to...

KELSO: Hey, guys? I'm thinking about getting a perm. Hyde, can I get the number of your guy?
HYDE: I don't have a guy, dumbass. This righteous moss is a gift from God.

AND

DONNA [completely sunburned]: Hey, what's up?
HYDE: Forman wants to nail his cousin.
ERIC: No. No, no, no, she's not my cousin. She was adopted. And what the hell happened to your face?
DONNA: What the hell happened to yours?
JACKIE: Burn!

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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1.
Eliminated in Round 16 - TIE

2.
Eliminated in Round 1

3.
HYDE: Oh, Forman, my favorite was when you trapped her in the revolving door at the library and kept spinning her.
KELSO: Yeah. She ralphed, and then she had to keep walking through the puddle 'cause it's a revolving door. It spins in circles. That's its nature.

4.
Eliminated in Round 2

5.
Eliminated in Round 12

6.
KITTY: Have you seen that little stray cat that's been hanging around our house?
RED: Oh, yeah. I met him this morning. Then he met the hose. Kitty, we don't need more things hanging around our house. We already have Steven and Kelso ... and foreign kid.

7.
RED: Here's my problem with cats. Best-case scenario: you get the smartest cat in the world. He still craps in your house.
KITTY: Well, it's just -- it would be nice to have something to take care of.
RED: I'll tell you what, Kitty. Instead of getting a cat, why don't we all just stop flushing? It's the same thing!

8.
Eliminated in Round 5

9.
Eliminated in Round 6

10.
RED: Surprise! This ought to keep you company during the week.
KITTY: Roy's Pet Store? Red, you got me a cat!
RED: Well, it's like a cat.
KITTY: A fish? Red, it's a fish.
RED: See? It's like a cat. They're both pets.
KITTY: No, they're not. Pets are called pets because you pet them. How do I pet this thing?
RED: Well, you just reach in and corner it and give it a rub. That's the thing about fish: they just love the feel of the human hand.

11.
Eliminated in Round 15

12.
Eliminated in Round 9

13.
Eliminated in Round 4

14.
Eliminated in Round 3

15.
Eliminated in Round 16 - TIE

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
Eliminated in Round 7

18.
PENNY: You know what I'd really love to do? Stay up late and watch movies like we did when we were kids. Remember? All alone in the dark?
ERIC: That's a good plan.
PENNY: And let's wear our jammies!
ERIC: Excellent addition to the plan.
PENNY: Oh, but I usually just sleep in a T-shirt and panties. Is that okay?
ERIC: Well, so do I! I mean, you know, man-panties … underwear. You know what I meant.

19.
RED: Kitty? What happened?
KITTY: Fluffy died.
RED: Well, if it's any consolation, fish are never even really alive. They're just less dead.

20.
Eliminated in Round 13

21.
Eliminated in Round 14

22.
Eliminated in Round 10

23.
[In the basement, Penny is in a robe. Eric is in a T-shirt and underwear. Red and Kitty arrive.]

PENNY: Don't, Eric! Don't!
ERIC: No, I was--
RED: Eric, step away from your cousin.
ERIC: No, she's not my cousin. She was adopted.
PENNY: I'm not adopted.
ERIC: Wh-what? What? She's lying!
KITTY: Eric, I saw her mother give birth to her. Now what is going on?
ERIC: I'm … sleepwalking?
RED: And I'm about to be sleep-kicking your ass.

24.
Eliminated in Round 11

25.
ERIC: Mom, Dad, can Penny and I be alone for a minute?
RED: No! I'm not raising any Flipper-grandkids.

26.
DONNA: Cousin Penny went back home, huh? Oh, wait, did I say cousin? Yeah, I meant cousin. Looks like that's two hot girls you can't have.
ERIC: Well, thank you for such a conservative estimate.